If you were to
ask me why I chose to study in D.C. this semester, I would say:
1) To find
Barack Obama and make him fall in love with me
2) And/or John
Boehner
3) Because it’s
an election year
On November the 6th, one and a half of these dreams came true...
As you may
recall, I am currently an intern at the newspaper The Hill, and excitingly, on
election night I was asked to cover the national RNC party, which was held in
the Reagan Building downtown. So my fellow intern Colby and I got all gussied
up and headed out to the shindig.
Can you say business casual?? |
If Uncle Sam married the Statue of Liberty
their reception would look like this party… The venue was decked out in red
white and blue; there was a ton of free food, and a slew of country music
performers including Rodney Atkins and Jo Dee Messina.
The Party :) |
For our part,
Colby and I had arrived at the party with instructions to find famous people,
talk to them, and note interesting tidbits along the way. But, as the night wore
on, we began to see that we were failing. By 8:30 we had yet to find a single
lawmaker. However, I knew that John Boehner was scheduled to speak at 9:00 so I
planted myself at the front of the stage at 8:40, determined to be in the first
row, which is where I ended up snapping this lovely picture.
The tan man of my dreams... |
Right after the
speech I realized that my phone was about to die, so Colby and I set out to
find an electrical outlet. Eventually we found one in a small hallway in the
back of the building. As I bent down to plug in my phone Colby started beating
me violently on the back. So I turned to say “Colby, hold on a second I’m
trying to plug my phone in.” As I turned around, however, I saw John Boehner
walk out of a door across the hallway and step onto an escalator accompanied by
at least 10 people in staff and security.
When I saw him
he waved at me and then we had a mini conversation that went like this:
Gracie: “Hi!”
Boehner: “Hi
there, how are you?”
Gracie: “I’m
great. How has your night been?”
Boehner: “Great
so far, I think.”
Gracie: “Well
have a great one sir!”
At this point
I’m pretty sure he was about to proclaim his love for me, but then he reached
the end of the escalator so he just waved goodbye instead.
This was when I
noticed Colby…Poor Colby in her panic couldn’t even make herself look at him. Instead
she just stood facing me, giggling uncontrollably with her hands covering her
face: they were her only defense. After
he was gone she looked at me and said, “I always cry when I see famous people." Then, she burst into tears! Later we decided that it was fine that she had
acted this way. It had made the whole situation more dramatic and therefore
much more fun!
About two hours
later Mitt Romney lost the election, and let me tell you, that party shut down
faster than a jackrabbit on hot pavement. So I left to join some of my fellow
DC programmers who had spread themselves around the city at private parties, in
clubs, in the excitement filled streets, and even at the White House where
thousands of people had gathered and where apparently, a naked man had climbed
a tree.
I know that many
of my fellow programmers this semester chose to come to D.C. to be here on
election night. I can only speak for myself, but I have to say, D.C. did not
disappoint!
Lesson of the day: No matter how successful your day has been, a dashing tan man can always turn it around... Unless, perhaps, you're Mitt Romney.
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